what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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