i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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