People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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