At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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