the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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