they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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