And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
