I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
