We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I look better un-naked...
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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