whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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