brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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