Christians are straight up FREAKS
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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