I want to stick my p in your. b.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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