Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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