Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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