Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Randomize
