True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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