his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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