he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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