btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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