Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I think people are normalizing furries
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
