I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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