i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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