She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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