have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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