Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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