I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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