Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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