I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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