Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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