You really coming over, don't trick.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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