Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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