Dual....:-)
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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