The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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