Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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