Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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