We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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