nut hugger
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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