I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Randomize
