dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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