Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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