I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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