well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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