Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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