Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
