You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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