im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
high people should be assigned attendants
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Randomize
