we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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