O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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