another moral hangover. fuck.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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