what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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